[Article 1102]Episode 63!

This episode we welcome back Dan Schlissel of Stand Up! Records. Dan is one of our favorite past guests and this time we don’t badger him with questions, hilarity ensues.

Dr. Pepper month continues with the addition of the Filthy Assistant (Dr. Pepper and Jagermeister – thanks Nick and Molly), Dr. Pepper and Benedictine, and Dr. Pepper and Cake Vodka. Win.

Anyway, this week Matt just barely got hit by a car. We talk about the implied pretentiousness of not having a Facebook, or TV or listening to the radio.

Then we find out Jena didn’t do a damn thing this week.

Finally, Salsa brags about going to school instead of working and Matt dies inside a little. Again. Salsa also brings up The Beer Dabbler Festival, which we approve of heartily. Also, booze enemas.

Lastly, Dan spent some time in Dallas, Texas recording a set for Paul Varghese and visited an 8 track museum while he was there. He may very well have convinced Matt that Texas is not all bad by the end of his story too.

In honor of Matt’s wife Gretta having a shitty day at work, we all discuss our worst jobs ever. Let us know what your shittiest jobs were in the comments.

Somehow we also talk about He-Man’s lack of package and his incestual relationship with She-Ra. Salsa’s hatred of the non-word “axe” as in “I wanna axe you a question.” Salsa’s favorite poem, which you can find here Also, Cthulhu in Dr. Seuss format available here.

This was a fun one, hope you enjoy it.

17 Responses to [Article 1102]Episode 63!

  1. Albatross says:

    2:57 “This can’t be nearly as bad as you thought it would be” – You need that as a show bumper.

  2. Albatross says:

    5:25 Oh, please, you haven’t been hit by a car til you’ve been run over by the Queen Mother of England like I have.

  3. Albatross says:

    11:00 When talking about Beatles-era musical statistics? Keep in mind there are twice as many people on the planet as then.

  4. Albatross says:

    27:00 You can watch The Colbert Report and the Daily Show and lots of other stuff without having cable, just by watching over the Internet.

  5. Albatross says:

    31:00 NOOOOOOOO!!

  6. Albatross says:

    I also worked security, Pinkerton’s, back in 19mumblemumble…

    “We’re moving you to Menard’s lumberyard. You’ll get to carry a pistol!”

    “I’ve never touched a gun, are you going to provide any training?”

    “Oh, don’t worry, it won’t be loaded.”

    Aaaand I was outta there.

  7. Albatross says:

    1:22 I’m married to a PBK English grad who has a book of poetry on Amazon, but I have Poetry PTSD from twelve years spent as a judge of high school speech. It got to the point where anytime one of the competitors started their introduction with the word “Love” or “Death,” they automatically could not win that round. *shudder* When I had to perform poetry, I used ‘Marriage,’ by Gregor Corso. Now THAT’S a poem!

  8. I like to call it ninja awesome; I hide in the shadows until the right moment, then massacre a room with my awesome, throw a smoke bomb, and I’m gone again.

  9. Link to the Seuss Call of Cthulhu here.

  10. You guys should try marshmallow vodka with Dr.Pepper, it sounds great, but I’m not 21 yet so I can’t try it myself

  11. Shawn Pitre says:

    What are This?