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So we continue our journey through Dr. Pepper infused insobriety this week while discussing the merits and variations of oral sex. Uh . . . yeah, I was surprised we got there so quickly too.
Anyway, we then discuss the “performance impulse” and the oft related social anxiety/awkwardness that goes along with it. We still aren’t sure what makes us get up in front of strangers and try to be funny or what makes Matt unable to order a pizza without flop sweating, but we’d sure love to hear your experiences and ideas.
We also talk about users, debt, cat vomit and hiding beer cans at your friend’s place. Take a listen.
You know… Salsa’s wife wanting the glass dildo weirded me out more than Jen’s talk.
PS: doesn’t Tor listen to this podcast? If he’s not in a fetal position yet, just think, he knows what to get his sister next Christmas.
And now he’s in a fetal position.
Oh, right. I kinda forgot he listened… Well, crap. Sorry, Tor…
“I just want to get this e-mail out.” – bark of laughter.
Party? What party? Oh. Ah. I get the message. Right.
The one you would have been invited to if you were to update the Vilifier Contact List GoogleDoc.
The what now?
Updated!
I think I’m going to start using “horse’s mouth” as a random exclamation.
I think this is a fabulous idea.
Re: flavored lubes. I have never felt more sad for my father as the time that an ad for flavored condoms came on the TV and my mother blurted out “Oh that’s DISGUSTING! I can’t IMAGINE how someone could put a man’s penis in their mouth.” TMI, OMG, and please bleach my brain.
Wow. Just . . . wow.
Since we’re all adopted in my family, I actually have no evidence whatsoever that my parents ever had sex. And no, my siblings and I have never heard a thing, either.
Boy, at the one-hour mark, you guys are SO drunk. I’m really curious just how plastered you’re all going to be by the end of the podcast…
Drunken words and phrases during the last half hour of the show:
57:02 “backfireded”
1:00:15 “Ch-ch-ch-ch-chot, god dammit”
1:02 “We get featch more prominenly from a positively review”
1:27 “Astrices”
1:34 “Cycular”
But who said what?
…because we’re too lazy to find out ourselves.
I’m pretty sure they’re all Jena except for 1:02 which I think is Matt
All mine? Yea booze!!!