Holy crap are we all over the place with this one! First and foremost:
Yep, it’s National Masturbation Month, so go ahead, give yourselves a hand.
Margarita Month continues and the boys try blended margarita’s despite preferring them on the rocks -FOR SCIENCE!
Salsa manages to cover a number of naughty topics quickly in his segment, “Vice Redux” Somehow this leads to Matt trading the viewing of his wife’s boobs for cash.
Matt bought a camper this week, see:
It will allow him to perform “Nature’s Lapdance” or so he says.
We also cover weirdo’s at the gym, underwear preferences and swamp ass. We even tried to cover a topic suggested by a listener, but got distracted immediately and never got back to it. (Sorry Charles!) We’ll come back to that one next week. Oh, we also talk about how to be a responsible drunk. Or, at least how to be one without losing your job.
FYI: when you get an ice cream headache, the fastest way to make it go away is to warm your palate by pressing your tongue up against the roof of your mouth.
Also, Salsa never finished his story about scaring the girls on the camping trip, though it seems likely from what he did say that when he told the raccoon, “Go away,” that they heard it and assumed he was talking to a person.