This week we are joined by comedian, Vilifier, and wife of Matt’s nanny Jena Young. You can follow Jena’s exploits and adventures here. We we didn’t have much of a plan for this episode, which apparently means we talk about sex and drinking a lot. Speaking of drinking, we were sent the rules for an AoN podcast drinking game. We will share them with you now.
The Apropos of Nothing Drinking Game!
Take a drink of your favorite beverage when any of the following occur:
1) Someone is pedantic (old rule)
2) Salsa says “That having been said…” or Matt says “To be fair…”
3) Salsa mentions he’s not on Facebook
4) One host talks about the other host’s wife’s boobs
5) Salsa talks about dragons (books, video games, movies, etc)
6) Matt says “… huh.”
Speaking of speaking of drinking this week was the first week of our new cider theme, which began with a drink called a Cinnamon Toast:
We also made an alternate hot version, see the drinks page for details.
We also have a long discussion about language, specifically the word “cunt.” Salsa mentions this Stephen Pinker video:
Almost forgot, here’s the Vilten clip Matt talked about in which he makes a lot of jokes about fucking his own children:
Haven’t listened yet, but I wanted to report that “… huh …” has snuck into my toolbox of verbal ticks…
dammit.
To be fair, Salsa does love dragons. That having been said, he’s not on Facebook, so he has no outlet for expressing that adoration.
The Itunes version wouldn’t play for me so listened through the website, anyone else have a problem?
It took for fucking ever to upload because I was using the free wifi at work, so if you tried to get it too soon after I uploaded it was prolly not finished. Apparently, iTunes will display the episode before it is ready to download. It should be fixed now as I had no problems downloading it.
If Salsa had a Facebook wall, which of course we all know he doesn’t, I would post this on it:
http://shirt.woot.com/Derby/Entry.aspx?id=57849
Oh, and regarding the advent of Halloween parties wherein teenagers are trying to have oral sex all over your house and backyard: that’s when you start scaring the living shit out of them. Fire up the chainsaw right outside a window. Wear a hockey mask and sneak around. Nothing ramps up teenage hormonal lust like fear. Besides, in the horror movies, the teenagers who are fucking are the first to die. Really drive that idea home.
This idea has merit.
Other euphemisms:
Bloody hatchet wound (I think it’s funnier than just “axe wound”)
Steamy swamp
Dick cozie
Did you say you wanted to know more about rugby?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkkgcF3BSNk
huh, must’ve been desperate for guests this week.
Oh, I get it.
Just ran across this
Turning off your gag reflex
http://lifehacker.com/5858128/shut-off-your-gag-reflex-by-squeezing-your-left-thumb