Some of you may know about the house explosion that happened a few short blocks from where hosts Matt and Jena live. And that’s where our story begins.
The other day, the news reported an explosion mere blocks from the AoN recording studios. They said the explosion was the result of a poorly installed water heater.
It’s all a cover up.
Our champions were all sitting around the studio, conversating over the most recent drink of the month about how supportive their listeners are, playing games and surfing the nets, when the trio heard a loud crash. They immediately left to investigate.
A couple blocks away, they saw a spaceship crashed into a house, and alien invaders had opened fire. Having played multitudes of video games on the subject, the three instantly jumped into action with lazer guns they found on the ground. Taking down little green men left and right, they were all making strong progress on the advancing horde.
Jena was doing the best because HALO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!! The aliens released a gas that directly affected everyone’s ability to drink, which, as we all know, is the source of the AoN team’s crime fighting powers.
For a moment, things looked dim for our heroes.
One of the little jerks lept onto Matt, who shouted “you call that a fucking mosh pit?” and whipped the guy into a neaby flame ninja style, instantly obliterating the guy. Salsa saw his chance, and started raining down fire upon the aliens. Jena joined him in fire blasts, and Matt lit a cigarette.
The aliens saw that they were outmatched and left, and the AoN team relaxed with a well deserved Dr Fixit.
In short, there will be no new episode of AoN this week. Our apologies for saving the world instead.