• Episode 190!

    Hey folks, it’s a guestless episode this week, which makes us a little sillier than usual. We talk shows, sidekicks, sexuality and other s words. But wait! What’s that? A last minute guest appearance by Salsa’s wife Raederle! She arrives later in the episode but just in time to keep Salsa honest. We’re starting to see how this works.

  • Episode 189!

    We’re back and we’re joined by the lovely and talented Cetius in his three-peat performance on AoN! We play this one pretty fast and loose, but goddammit do we laugh a lot. We also let you know if anyone solved any of last week’s riddles or if they are still on the table, better listen in now to find out!

  • Episode 188!

    This week we’re joined by the lovely and talented Stephen Miller! Stephen is the creator of the tabletop RPG Gaslight: Victorian Fantasy!

    Seriously, how cool is this?
    Seriously, how cool is this?

    You can purchase Gaslight: Victorian Fantasy at RPGNow, now that you obviously desperately want a copy.

    Stephen also works at the MN Renaissance Festival with us as one of the Riddle Masters of Hollow Hill. Now, that being said, we had to have Stephen tell us some riddles, and Matt even got one right! Now, dear listeners, it’s your turn.

    Here’s the deal, the first person to solve one of these riddles and email us at feedback@aonpodcast.com will win the prize listed below each riddle. All additional correct answers get a shout out on the show. DO NOT COMMENT WITH YOUR ANSWERS! We want everyone to have a chance to do the riddles themselves. Email answers only at feedback@aonpodcast.com. Good luck!

    Jena’s riddle:

    Old Willie Peter smokes his pipe, with Satan who is just his type
    On a chariot pulled by 15 strong, the warrior moves his spark along
    He wants a clean fight he’ll prove quite the match, taking many forms he’s hard to catch
    In black and white, violet and red, of ash and bone he makes his bed
    He takes a breath and begins to glow, and all around him living things grow


    1st correct answer: AoN sticker and button.

    All additional correct answers: shout out on the show

    Show appropriate riddle:

    I stand when I rest, but that’s only fair,

    I do my best work with my legs in the air.


    1st correct answer: AoN tshirt, sticker and button

    All additional correct answers: shout out on the show

    Riddle Master level riddle:

    Answer my riddle now without fail.

    It’s said I’m like footwear, but in the wrong scale.

    An empire’s boneyard, the birth of rebirth,

    Please tell me your answer and show your true worth.


    1st correct answer: Two special Gaslight: Victorian Era calendars, hardcopy, period brass fastener bindings, SIGNED by Stephen! One for 1888, the year of Jack the Ripper, and one for 1893 the year of the Chicago World’s Fair and H.H. Holmes. As well as an AoN tshirt, sticker and button.

    All additional correct answers: shout out on the show

    Lastly, if you are the first person to guess all three correctly, Salsa will go down on you.

    Other things we talked about this episode included a map detailing every state’s biggest secrets:

    big secrets map

    The horrors of mime-ry at the Masocore marathon:



    If you’re into the fighty-whappy like Jena, you should check out the Brawl of America, like Jena. (Mime face not promised.)

    Lastly, as a public service, here’s the sites Matt and Salsa mentioned that vastly improve your online porn search experience by searching multiple tube sites at once:



    See you next week!


  • Episode 187!

    The lovely and talented Chris Marchand joins us this week as we ramp up to this weekend’s Masocore marathon! For the newer listeners, Masocore is an event put on by the group High Charity. Between this event and their annual Halo-related event, they have raised over $13K for Child’s Play over the years. Child’s Play is a charity devoted to providing videogame systems and games to children who are in hospitals, especially benefiting those who are in long-term situations. You can tune in to the live stream at the High Charity website starting at noon CST and running through Sunday. The AoN crew will be playing videogames for your amusement from 1Am to 3Am this Sunday morning. Please take a moment and check it out and support it if you can.

  • Episode 186!

    It’s AoN Classic this week! We’re recording a night late and Jena couldn’t make it, so we’re back to the original AoN cast for this week. We’re all over the place this episode, and we drank a drink that looks like a poop.

  • Episode 185!

    The lovely and talented Dan Patton joins us this week to talk Ravenscroft, fire manipulation, music and more. Dan is the best. Seriously.

    Opening this weekend! Phrenic Impact Theater’s production of Ravenscroft! Going up May 9th and running Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30PM, Sundays at 2PM through the 18th.

    Lastly, check out listener Derek Sotak’s (of Nachonomics) sweet Kickstarter project: The Field Guide to Nachos!

    Everything about that makes me happy. Take a moment and help support a fellow listener if you can.

  • Episode 184!

    The lovely and talented Bob Alberti joins us again this week to discuss his promotion to Commodore, The People’s Gallery, and why he’s awesome because he gets to go to England in a couple weeks. Speaking of The People’s Gallery, hey jerks, come see Phrenic Impact Theater’s production of Ravenscroft! Going up May 9th and running Fridays & Saturdays at 7:30PM, Sundays at 2PM through the 18th.

  • Episode 183!

    This week the lovely and talented Kyle Dekker joins us. Kyle won the silent auction guest spot on our show at Die Laughing, and has allowed us to keep our faith in offering guest spots to strangers by being really cool and funny. Whew! Thanks Kyle!

    That said, Kyle is more than just a Fearless Comedy fan with deep pockets, he’s a busy guy. Kyle writes, produces, and acts in various capacities in web projects and indie films. For instance, you can check out Fang and Talon:

    The next project Kyle has coming up is currently on kickstarter, check out Super Academy and if you are so inclined, throw a little coin their way:

  • Episode 182!


    So this episode is a weird fun one. Jena starts the show drunk after getting day-drunk and killing and skinning Cookie Monster:













    Salsa on the other hand is more impressed with Wisconsin’s cocktail-in-a-can service in gas stations:








    Meanwhile, Matt just admits he can’t roll his R’s.

    Also, EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Episode 181!

    Hey everyone! This week we do a post-mortem on last weekend’s Die Laughing event. Then we double down with podcasting awesomeness by talking with our guest Evan Pederson of the Fancy Pants Gangsters network! Evan has been at this whole podcasting game longer than we have and we get to pick his brain. Not to mention we get to talk about one of our favorite subjects: food. One of the shows Evan does is called The Well Fed Guide to Life, so we talk about the best restaurants to visit in the cities, especially on a budget. Don’t forget to weigh in with your suggestions too!