~The AON Dictionary~

 

Appicle:

noun: An apple that a Hipster Douche bag would purchase at Trader Joe’s along with shame.

Bursted:

verb: What happens to one’s appendix. Requires surgery to correct.

Cola-blind:

noun: Unable to tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi.

Conversate:

verb: To hold a conversation.

Cromulent:

adj: A word included in this guide because Pedantic Eric (pending) hath deemed it so.

Derisious:

adj: Worthy of derision. Often mistakenly used as the “Engrish” pronunciation of “delicious”.

Dipshitted:

adj: In the manner of a dipshit.

Doven:

verb: The past tense of dive. Similar to dove, but usage is only acceptible when you’ve been consuming Whiskey Colas.

Faux Pho

noun: A social blunder committed by serving a Vietnamese dish with imitation meat.

Ga-gaysha:

noun: Alternate pronunciation of Geisha, when inebriated.

Homospectual:

adj: it only LOOKS gay.

Microscoptic

adj: extremely small, only seen through a microscopte.

Mural:

noun: A word that Matt’s wife has difficulty pronouncing, from which Matt derives great amusement.

Novelazize:

verb: to make into a novel.

Polkalize:

verb: Dancing to polka music.

Privolously:

adv: Something trivial that happened at an earlier point in time.

Resolation:

noun: The resolve to reveal.

Shittily:

adverb: In a shitty manner.

Shpaysh:

noun: Where the aliens from Space Invaders originated.

Skimpty:

adj: When someone is wearing too little clothing for what they are trying to show off.

Videogameize:

verb: to make into a video game.

Wroten:

verb, past tense: To have written.



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