Appicle:
noun: An apple that a Hipster Douche bag would purchase at Trader Joe’s along with shame.
Bursted:
verb: What happens to one’s appendix. Requires surgery to correct.
Cola-blind:
noun: Unable to tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi.
Conversate:
verb: To hold a conversation.
Cromulent:
adj: A word included in this guide because Pedantic Eric (pending) hath deemed it so.
Derisious:
adj: Worthy of derision. Often mistakenly used as the “Engrish” pronunciation of “delicious”.
Dipshitted:
adj: In the manner of a dipshit.
Doven:
verb: The past tense of dive. Similar to dove, but usage is only acceptible when you’ve been consuming Whiskey Colas.
Ga-gaysha:
noun: Alternate pronunciation of Geisha, when inebriated.
Homospectual:
adj: it only LOOKS gay.
Microscoptic
adj: extremely small, only seen through a microscopte.
Mural:
noun: A word that Matt’s wife has difficulty pronouncing, from which Matt derives great amusement.
Faux Pho
noun: A social blunder committed by serving a Vietnamese dish with imitation meat.
Resolation:
noun: The resolve to reveal.
Shittily:
adverb: In a shitty manner.
Shpaysh:
noun: Where the aliens from Space Invaders originated.
Skimpty:
adj: When someone is wearing too little clothing for what they are trying to show off.
Wroten:
verb, past tense: To have written.