noun: An apple that a Hipster Douche bag would purchase at Trader Joe’s along with shame.
verb: What happens to one’s appendix. Requires surgery to correct.
noun: Unable to tell the difference between Coke and Pepsi.
verb: To hold a conversation.
adj: A word included in this guide because Pedantic Eric (pending) hath deemed it so.
adj: Worthy of derision. Often mistakenly used as the “Engrish” pronunciation of “delicious”.
adj: In the manner of a dipshit.
verb: The past tense of dive. Similar to dove, but usage is only acceptible when you’ve been consuming Whiskey Colas.
noun: A social blunder committed by serving a Vietnamese dish with imitation meat.
noun: Alternate pronunciation of Geisha, when inebriated.
adj: it only LOOKS gay.
adj: extremely small, only seen through a microscopte.
noun: A word that Matt’s wife has difficulty pronouncing, from which Matt derives great amusement.
verb: to make into a novel.
verb: Dancing to polka music.
adv: Something trivial that happened at an earlier point in time.
noun: The resolve to reveal.
adverb: In a shitty manner.
noun: Where the aliens from Space Invaders originated.
adj: When someone is wearing too little clothing for what they are trying to show off.
verb: to make into a video game.
verb, past tense: To have written.