Episode 364!

We are joined this week by Breanna Cecile, who fits right in with the rest of us by having an insanely busy theater schedule. James unpacked some boxes, Jena baked some bread, and Salsa talked to his mother. It’s… more exciting than it sounds.

Die Laughing is coming up soon, and the online application is LIVE. Go to http://dielaughingmarathon.com/ to apply!

Also, this week’s Fast Five contained a lot of cocktail recipes, and here they are:

Mikey’s Breakfast Banger:
– 1 part club soda
– 1 part pulp free orange juice
– 1 part Amaretto Di Saronno® liqueur
Pour the ingredients over ice, allow it to chill for a moment and then strain into a red wine glass. Garnish with an orange and serve.

Juicy Lucy:
– 2 shots vodka
– 1 shot gin
– 2 shots Blue Curacao liqueur
– orange juice
– Sprite® soda
Pour vodka, gin and curacao into a tall glass. Fill with equal parts of orange juice and sprite, and serve.

Red Death:
– 1/2 oz vodka
– 1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
– 1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
– 1/2 oz triple sec
– 1/2 oz sloe gin
– 1/2 oz lime juice
– orange juice
Pour all ingredients (except orange juice) into an ice-filled collins glass. Fill with orange juice, and serve.

Adios Motherfucker:
– 1/2 oz vodka
– 1/2 oz rum
– 1/2 oz tequila
– 1/2 oz gin
– 1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
– 2 oz sweet and sour mix
– 2 oz 7-Up® soda
Pour all ingredients except the 7-Up into a chilled glass filled with ice cubes. Top with 7-Up and stir gently.

Sand in the Crack:
– 1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
– 1 oz Captain Morgan® spiced rum
– 4 oz pineapple juice
– 1 splash cranberry juice
Fill the glass with ice. Put in the Captain and the Malibu. Pour in the Pineapple juice be sure to leave a little room for the cranberry juice. The cranberry juice is to make the drink look like a sunset color.

A Short Trip to Hell:
– 1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
– 2 oz peach schnapps
– 2 oz strawberry schnapps
– 2 oz wildberry schnapps
– 8 oz Red Bull® energy drink
Shake Red Bull, peach, strawberry, and wild berry schnapps in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass. Then put Jagermeister into shot glass. Drop in the shot and drink.

Lava Flow:
– 1 oz light rum
– 1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
– 2 oz strawberries
– 1 banana
– 2 oz pineapple juice
– 2 oz coconut cream
Blend banana, coconut cream, and pineapple juice in a blender and set aside. In the bottom of a hurricane glass, stir together both rums and strawberries.
Pour banana/coconut/pineapple mix slowly into the glass. The strawberry/rum mix should creep up the sides of the glass to look like lava.

Hop, Skip, and Go Naked:
– 1/4 oz cherry brandy
– 1/4 oz vodka
– 1/4 oz triple sec
– 1/2 oz lime juice
– orange juice
– grenadine syrup
Combine liqueurs in an old-fashioned glass filled with ice. Add 1/2 oz lime juice. Fill with orange juice and float the grenadine.

Harbor Lights:
– 1 part good rum
– 1 part vodka
– 1 part Kahlua
– 1 part peppermint schnapps
– ⅓ part good coffee
– A taste of coffee liqueur
Mix all ingredients together and let it sit in the light for a week or two.

The Kicker:
– 2 parts Three Olives Triple Espresso Vodka
– 1 part Bailey’s Irish Cream
Fill a rocks glass with ice, pour Espresso Vodka in glass, float Bailey’s on top, stir gently.